Sun Dec 18 01:04:51 EST 2005

this is a ip relay prank that me, deathz0r, and DD_133 did. we went into a phone sex channel on undernet and got this guy to give us his phone number. we then called him and talked to him for about an hour. hilarity insued. what we said is on the left. what he said is on the right.
 Pls enter any special instructions then the nbr to dial and hold for opr
 GA
908 392 0075 female opr plz ga 
  
  IP RELAY RO 9030F DIALING 908 392 0075 PLS HD RING 1
hi del it's ashley ga (M) hello qq
hi del are you there? ga (EXPLAINING RELAY) GA
hello? ga 
hi del it's ashley how are you? gai am here GA
i don't see how it's uneasy, i do it all the time gai m ok uh this is a bit uneasy this set that we have (typing in bkgd) GA
 (pausing) uh well for me it is uneasy because someone else hears the
dont be uneasy, im here for you gaconversation GA
ok what are you wearing? ga (WHILE U TYPED (typing in bkgd) oh well it s up to u u can start GA
i am wearing my brother's t-shirt and my undies gat shirt and boxer shorts GA
yes they're very sexy ones i really like them gathat s nice GA
 (pausing) that s nice to know uh does ur brother know ur wearing his
yes, why? gashirt qq (sounds friendly) GA
yes we share clothes all the time gajust asking GA
do you have any brothers or sisters? ganice to hear GA
that's cool, do you have any pets? ga(pausing) sister 2 of them GA
 i have a dog he uh he is going to be 1 year old the end of this month
that's so sweet! i used to have a cat, but my asshole dad GA
accidentally ran him over ga 
 that s sad my other dog which is the reason we got this new dog we
that's so sad, what happened to him? gahad to put him down last march GA
 she was old she was 13 and his kidneys and liver were enlarged so it
aww, well lets change topics this is going to start making me cry. what was time for him to go GA
do you like to do for fun? ga 
 (sounds quiet in bkgd) fun uh well i like driving around most of the
 time but um i m going back to doing hiking i like going places seeing
camping is pretty cool, my family used to go to ohio every few years, new things and hopefully later i can do more camping GA
but we haven't had enough time lately ga 
 there are lot of camp grounds upstate new york or even here northern
 jersey and southern (typing in bkgd) well and down south at camp
oh that's really nice i love camping gamay but most of them are r v parks GA
 i like i like tent camping i don t like r v s around and i like to hike a bit
yeah so do i. you can have a lot more fun with a friend in a tent ... if to get to the camp site 3 or 6 miles usually or even a bit farther GA
you know what i mean . ga 
i had my kiss in a friend's tent a couple years back... it was very oh yea i ve had a lot of fun with someone in tent GA
passionate ga 
well maybe more gajust a kiss qq GA
hmm well how about you tell me about your time in the tent first gawell tell me GA
well... ok. i was 16 years old, and i was going out with this guy named well i asked first GA
chris. we used to date, but i found out he was cheating on me...  
anyway, it was a cloudy night, and... ga 
hmmm... well i told you a little bit. now you tell me a little bit. lets ok cloudy night so what else happened qq GA
make it a game ok ga 
come on, it will be fun, remember it's a game. now you tell me some. i am left hanging in the dark here GA
please? ga 
 ok well i was out camping with my girlfriend it was her first time to go
 camping in a tent (pausing) it was quite cold outside so we stayed
n a mostly inside the tent and just started getting naughty with each other
ohh, sounds raunchy.. gawasn t planning on doing anything GA
ok, i'll tell sooh it was (pausing) first time for me to be in a tent in that situation GA
  
  
it up 
ok, well would you like to hear more of my story? ga 
so anyway, we were sitting in the tent, having a long talk about oh i m anticipating i m waiting to hear more of it GA
stuff... one thing came to another, and we slowly moved our heads  
closer and had a deep french kiss... gathat s hot tell me more GA
ok ga 
  
we were feeling each other very passionately, and suddenly... a bear  
started screaming outside our tent! it was very scary! ga 
 wow then what happened qq GA
well, he sniffed around for a while, we stupidly forgot to burry the  
food like you're suppose to do, he found it and once he got it he left.  
we found out the naked day from a park ranger that it was a really  
close call ga 
so ... would you like to get into some more interesting conversations? oh u were lucky GA
ga 
well not much more, we got really scared from the night so we left the i would like to hear a bit more about u and that guy GA
camp ground. a few months later we broke up ga 
not really, that night changed him and i didn't like it... it makes me so nothing else interesting happened between u two qq GA
angry to remember his attitude towards me afterwards ga 
 well what other (pausing) similar experiences have u had qq ones that
oh well i just told you a whole bunch, it wouldn't be fair of you to have had a better turn out qq GA
make me say another one now would it? ga 
 well u were saying that something really happened that day but
well yes something happened as it was the first time i kissed about. actually nothing happened qq GA
but nothing else ga 
 well that s really that s really nothing happened there other then the
that's just a warmup story, there's a lot more stuff that i've done kiss GA
that's more... full on galike what qq GA
oh come on now, you have to tell me one. ga 
 (pausing) ok well well on that camping trip as i said was very
 interesting first time that anything intament happened to me in that
you don't have any other stories of intimancy? that wasn't much of a situation (pausing) GA
story, to be honest ga 
 well just more details to that but u know ur story wasn t much details
 as mine there was as i a deep french kiss nothing much happened
ok, let's change topics then. let's meow share each other our favorite beyond that GA
fantasies. you go first ga 
 my favorite fantasies hum qq one is to be stuck on a tropical island
hehe, that's an interesting fantasy. gawith 7 women and i m the only guy (pausing) GA
  
my favourite fantasy is where i'm in the kitchen, and this really hot  
blond guy somehow jumps through meow the window and rescuses  
me from some hispanic gang ga 
yeah well well that's my favorite. i like ones where the man meow sounds like a scene from a movie GA
takes control. do you know what i meow mean? ga 
you could say that i'm a submissive person generally, but another yea i think i get the idea GA
favourite of mine is where i'm walking past the brooklyn bridge, and  
this black guy hands me a bag with meow cookies that taste really,  
really nice ga 
well, i wake up in this playboy mansion, and the black guy is laying and what happens after u eat the cookies qq GA
on a queen size bed with more of those cookies ga 
well, i eat the rest of the cookies and then i meow just walk home. gathen what happens qq GA
yeah meow do you have a problem with it? gathat s the fantasy qq GA
now tell me your next favorite meow one gano plm GA
that's my meow fantasy. did you just copy meow that? ga(pausing) being given an invitation to the playboy mansion GA
i have no meow idea. would you like to hear meow another meow no why shd i qq GA
one of mine? ga 
another one of my fantasies is being dressed up in a cat suit and of course preferable something that s hotter GA
getting another man to dress up in one or even better yet another  
different kind of animal. then we meow pretend to actually be these  
animals and have lots of naughty fun. ga 
well, this other guy who i have no idea of dresses up in a dog suit that s sexy describe to me what kind of fun ur having GA
and chases me around. i meow a lot and he barks and screams until  
he finally grabs me... it gets a bit foxxy after that if you know what i  
mean ga 
well he gets me on the ground and starts to mate with me gaso what does the guy do when he gets foxy with u qq GA
are you there? ga (RO 1924F CONTINUING UR CALL)
hello? ga 
 (ro here ) yeah yeah i m here i m trying to think of something good to
just like a dog would we're only pretending though gasay so how did he mate with u qq (sounds pleasant) ga
yes he would gaso u didn t actually mate qq ga
no he did gawhy didn t he qq ga
 i m sorry (ro here repeating) no he dim letter d so why u think he didn
well, it was more of a pleasureable mating than a real mating... you t qq ga
know, kinda liek using a condom ga 
i didn't have any crossbreed kittens or puppies though. maybe it's yeah but it s still still mating non the less ga
because i'm meow infertile ga 
yes. does my fantasy meow turn you meow on? gawell it s still just about mating anyway right qq ga
would you like to be this dog and i be the cat meow ga?a bit ga
ok, let's pretend that you're chasing me around... the backyard, i why not ga
guess ga 
well then you catch you and ... mate ... with me. but first tell me what ok and then qq ga
you look like as a dog meow ga 
ooh, i like a breed with power. gets the job done quick, wouldn't you oh i m a rockwiler ga
agree? ga 
yes i do meow. now so tell me what you would do once you caught yeah and i figure u would like a rockwiler too ga
me and had me pinned down meow? ga 
meow. and then gai would go over and behind u ga
ooh, passionate gaand lift ur tail up ga
ohhh closer to what? gaand then move my body close to yours ga
hmm, and what will you do between my legs? ga(ro here repeating) closer between ur legs ga
you mean your paw. gafirst rub u there press my hand there and rub it back and forth ga
meow gayeah ga
you know, i like it when dogs say bark. makes me realise that they and when i feel that u re getting calmer i ll lay u on ur back ga
care about me ga 
meow gaarf arf ga
don't break my legs, i hate it when powerful dogs do that. please be and then i have u on ur back and then i ll spread ur legs ga
gentle meow ga 
i wish you would bark more while were doing this. it makes it much oh i am gentle ga
more realistic meow. ga 
ok, good! now, you were spreading my legs gently, and... meow gaarf arf i ll try to remember doing so arf arf ga
meow gai start sucking then i ll start licking u there ga
what does it tastei putting my head there and shake it all around tasting ur juices as
what does it taste like meow gathey flow out ga
meow. and then what do you do. please bark more. gasweet ga
 just a moment ok just a moment (talking to someone in bkgd) (sounds
 like talking in bkgd) (HOLDING) just a moment (HOLDING)
meow ga(HD)hello
what was going on in the background ganow i lick u harder ga
really? are you sure there isn't another cat with you? gaoh it s nothing ga
i don't know i want to believe you but i don't know if i can meow. gai m sure ga
if thers someone or some animal there with you just tell me gathere s no one else here ga
i heard talking or was that some other tramp cat meowing? gaas i said there s no one ga
so why did you lie to me in the first place? gajust my roommate who turned the tv on and didn t turn it on right ga
i feel awkward having someone else nearby while we're having some (ro here repeating) well because he is not relevant ga
fun private time... really irritates me ga 
 he s downstairs and i m upstairs in my room and i went down because
 he turned on the tv and didn t push nothing that static and it was
 irritating me so i went down and solved the plm ga
  
well, i'm a bit tsupervisor here i apologize for the interruptions but our center is
 closing for the evening and i am unable to continue ur call pls hang up
okand redial relay and a new opr will dial to complete ur call thk
gau ga
can i finish up my conversation? ga 
oh i have a dick ga(ro here i will need to hang up or center is closing) ga
i have a dick. ga(ro here repeating) what do u mean qq ga
just wanted to let you know before we parted ways that i'm actually a i don t get it ga
shemale ga 
 (person hung up)(have a good night) THK U IP RELAY RO 1924F
 BYE SKSK